Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

(via thefearofbeingforgotten)

hiphopfightsplaque:

mascara packaging can get really intense???

it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA

(via therecklessandtheboobs)

If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.

(Source: fire1ord, via shannonwongso)

vardaesque:

today at work a little girl and her dad came through my line and she picked up two things of altoids and she was like “daddy let’s get the same flavor! so when you’re in afghanistan i can eat mine and you can eat yours and we can be together!” and me and my cashier just stood there like DON’T CRY DON’T FUCKING CRY DON’T BE A BABY AND FUCKING CRY

and then they left and we fucking wailed like children

(Source: urulokid, via shannonwongso)

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

landofstarsandrobots:

countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire

Breaking news: Water is wet

it has come to my attention that rocks are not alive

(Source: oh-good-life, via timie-wimie)

bikinipowerbottom:

answering a question wrong in front of the whole class

image

(via miz-alyssa)

sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????

(via getlikemebro)