baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

(via wiggity-wiggity-whack)

"You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you."

Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice  (via bleedgold)

(Source: rustyvoices, via shithappensmandy)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via nostrilhair)

"Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?"

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via nostrilhair)

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via nostrilhair)

courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

(via manda)

rorschacheatsbeans:

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

hsexw

(via tumbledore-)

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

(via thechildofstyle)